Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Noon Jokes More Noon Jokes

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.