What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.