Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2