Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport