Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.