How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water