Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.