Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.