How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.