How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.