What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger