Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Both can knock you out at a party.

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In the ring.

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With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Legolas

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.