Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.