Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)