Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!