Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.