Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu