Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."