Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.