Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)