How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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He wasn't a charitable guy

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Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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To fry the chicken.

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By selling your camera.

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A crustacean.

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They might be laced with something..

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The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!