What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !