What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)