What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."