What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.