Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.