Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.