Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.