Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.