Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!