Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!