Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P