Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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I'll be Bach

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque