Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.