Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered