Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!