The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
A brother, because you can choose your friends.
Me: *names two of them*
Stroganoff
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
If you break a leg, you get cast
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Binge and parge.