Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater