Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Electricity.

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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All the homes there are underwater