How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!