How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.