Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on