Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !