Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid?

You're in treble mister!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common