You can drop her off anywhere.
Everywhere
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
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When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.