What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.