What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.