What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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