Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Cut the rope.

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Pitch for every airport

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.