Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired