How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.