How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.