How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.