Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire