Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"