Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.