What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.