What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents