Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.