Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.