Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside