Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.