Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.