Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.