Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.