Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.