You might get a hole in one.
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Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Deep pockets.
Milyennaires
New Jersey
Because he needed one.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Vladimir Puttin'
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Its not that hard
Driving at midnight.
To hunt for their food.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Taiga Wood
Drive me to the grocery store.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.