You might get a hole in one.
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He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
they drop acid of course
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
When it's been sliced.
At a Pair of Docks
Using a pair of Caesars.
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because he wanted to look mptnt
Denim denim denim
Driving at midnight.
The rest are hunting peckers.
