You might get a hole in one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He plays golf.
Parfour Sorry
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Because women can't drive.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it had the wrong Driver
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They don't know how to drive.
Driving
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.
Join the club.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
Jupiter
Did you planet?
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
They always turn out to be sub par.
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
A Chef of course...
Bernie Sanders!!
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Global Worming.
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
A phoney friend!
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Play with others.
Henry the 1/8
a condom
