Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming