Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.