Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !