What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here