It's ram a dam
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Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
The can
Halfway.
Altha'or syzygena
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
To a weterinarian!
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
They had just dread-ged the lake.
To stop getting wet !
The Loch Ness Elephant !
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Bob
Because they were SWAN enemies.
A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
Thrown in a lake.
Because white girls cant even
To get drunk
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
They are sitting on their lips!
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
I was a food truck before it was cool.
He hibernated in the summer.
Fire Quackers
Because 4 8 16!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
