What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!